Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

““Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?”

“I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.”

“Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?”

“If you can't win by reason, go for volume.”

“At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.”

“Now what state do you live in?'”

“Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.”

“Listen, street punk. You're a guy, and you're a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier, and ooh, you're in a gang. But I've survived ten years of Catholic school, and I will cut you off at your knees without a blink. Do you understand?”

“I’ll make Goyle do lines, it’ll kill him, he hates writing,” said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle’s low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. “I... must... not... look... like... a... baboon’s... backside.”

“I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.”

“When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”

“No good deed goes unpunished.”