Humor Quote by Winston S. Churchill — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”

“This paper, by its very length, defends itself from ever being read.”

“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.”

“Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.”

“Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.”

“Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.”

“Five syllables," Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. "That would be real bad.”

“Nix to Declan:”

“Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.”

“Emergency dance party--go away.”

“I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how”

“Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of Eric's nostrils that the intoxicating scent clung to me. Eric's eyes closed in ecstasy, and he actually licked his lips. I felt like a T-bone just out of reach of a hungry dog.”