Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.”

“Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?”

“molesting the vampire while he's too weak to fight back, iz? jace asked. i'm pretty sure that violates at least one of the accords.”

“I like ducks." Jem observed diplomatically. "Esspecially the ones in Hyde Park." He glanced side ways at Will; both boys were sitting at the edge of a high table, thier legs dangling over the side. "Remember when you tried to convince me to feed pultry pie the the mallards in the park to see if you couls breed a race of cannibal ducks?”

“I am a man, and men do not drink pink drinks. Now, be gone, woman, and fetch me something brown." Jace said.”

“I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored”

“I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.”

“I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.”

“Why did Mother ask you to help me rescue Gelsi?” I asked Leif.”

“Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again...”

“You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.”

“When God Created Mothers”