Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”

“If you can't win by reason, go for volume.”

“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!”

“Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?”

“At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.”

“Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win!”

“A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.”

“But-" Maia, still looking at Alec and Magnus, broke off and rasied her eyebrows. Simon turned to see what she was looking at - and stared.”

“I've won Satan's lottery.”

“He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.”

“So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains.”

“Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.”