Humor Quote by Joss Whedon — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE.”

“Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.”

“Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.”

“Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.”

“My soul is wrapped in harsh repose,”

“You take people, you put them on a journey, you give them peril, you find out who they really are.”

“Basia coquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is.”

“Snoring keeps the monsters away.”

“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”

“Pompous fools drive me up the wall. Ordinary fools are alright; you can talk to them and try to help them out. But pompous fools – guys who are fools and covering it all over and impressing people as to how wonderful they are with all this hocus pocus – THAT, I CANNOT STAND! An ordinary fool isn’t a faker; an honest fool is all right. But a dishonest fool is terrible!”

“Shigure: "Lemme guess; you lost your temper and yelled at her again, right? You know, you shouldn't do that if you're just going to regret it. Not too bright, now is it?”

“This is happy! Your face opening is in sad mode. Why, question?”