Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“So--what's it like, being a vampire?”

“Charlotte, darling, Henry said to his wife, who was staring at im in gape-mouthed horror. Jassamine, beside her, was wided eyed. Sorry im late. You know, i think i might nearly have the sensor working-”

“Fire wants to burn”

“I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.”

“Why are we bringing him along, again?" Will inquired, of the world in general as well as his sister.”

“If you never tell anyone the truth about yourself, eventually you start to forget. The love, the heartbreak, the joy, the despair, the things I did that were good, the things I did that were shameful--if I kept them all inside, my memories of them would start to disappear. And then I would disappear.”

“Such is the vastness of his genius that he can outwit even himself.”

“Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?”

“The more excited I get, the more I vibrate.”

“since i will not send this, i also feel it is my duty to inform you that almost six months on I think I still love you and that makes me sad becaue love shouldn’t feel this way. is like getting kicked in the stomach every time i think of you and it makes me want to roll my face across this keyboardbiu;///ubEWdcfhugiov’byhi;.//////-=‘-0i9juh8ygtfdcsaazs34defg7uefg7u8hi9o0p8hi9o0p-[[09ju8dcsaazs34d9o0p-[[09.”

“Listen, Peaches,”

“I'm not senile," I snapped. "If I burn the house down it will be on purpose.”