Humor Quote by Andy Weir — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I penetrated the outer cell membrane with a nanosyringe.”

“He puts his claw against the divider. “Fist my bump.”

“I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.”

“As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.”

“Log Entry: SOL 118”

“Usually you not stupid. Why stupid, question?”

“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”

“I really can't think about kissing when I've got a rebellion to incite.”

“In the present case it is a little inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible to any public office of trust or profit in the Republic. But I do not repine, for I am a subject of it only by force of arms.”

“Fate," Blue replied, glowering at her mother, "is a very weighty word to throw around before breakfast.”

“my good qualities are under your protection, and you are to exaggerate them as much as possible; and, in return, it belongs to me to find occasion for teasing and quarreling with you as often as may be...”

“You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I'd be shooting myself in the head if I were you.”