Humor Quote by Joss Whedon — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.”

“Wherever I was, I was happy. At peace. I knew that everyone I cared about was all right. I knew it. Time didn't mean anything, nothing had form but I was still me, you know? And I was warm and I was loved and I was finished. Complete. I don't understand about theology or dimensions, or any of it, really but I think I was in heaven. And now I'm not. I was torn out of there. Pulled out by my friends. Everything here is hard, and bright, and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch this is hell. Just getting through the next moment, and the one after that knowing what I've lost...”

“You take people, you put them on a journey, you give them peril, you find out who they really are.”

“You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”

“Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.”

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.”

“Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.”

“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”

“Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.”

“I like pink.”

“She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles.”