Humor Quote by George R.R. Martin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“People often claim to hunger for truth, but seldom like the taste when it's served up.”

“It was queer how sometimes a child's innocent eyes can see things that grown men are blind to.”

“I prefer my history dead. Dead history is writ in ink, the living sort in blood.”

“Let them see that”

“What are you doing to me?” he asked the crow, tearful. Teaching you how to fly. “I can’t fly!” You’re flying right now. “I’m falling!” Every flight begins with a fall, the crow said.”

“He drew the dagger and laid it on the table between them; a length of dragonbone and Valyrian steel, as sharp as the difference between right and wrong, between true and false, between life and death.”

“Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-”

“Yes Headwoman Azaze. But I never lie to Rosethorn. She, um, discourages it.”

“Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.”

“To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.”

“Amelia Bedelia," said Mrs. Rogers,”

“I'm trying to make some sense out of the phrase "Everything happens for a reason," and I think I've figured out what the reason is - to pissed me off.”