Humor Quote by Tamora Pierce — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“No more is your master a god, Nobility, but he wants offerings from all. When Black God claims us, who will be punished for giving worship and power to a false god? The prince? Or Banjiku?”

“Curse him for being all tight muscle, with ivory skin and a mouth as soft as rose petals. Curse him for having hair as fair as the sun, and eyes as black as night. Curse him for having the grace of a cat and deft, cool hands.”

“Not too fast," called Raoul. "Let's not scare anyone.”

“Excuse me," she said politely. "But you can't have him. Not yet. He's going to come back with me.”

“Do you know, sire, I think that if we live to tell our grandchildren about this war, they will accuse us of making it up.'”

“That night, the Raka conspirators had plenty of news to report, particularly Ochobu. Aly had not known that the mages of the Chain had been laboring to eliminate any mages who had worked magic on the Crown’s behalf. So far they had killed seven of the most powerful.”

“My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first”

“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”

“I look up to say something but he puts his finger to my lips and whispers, “Don’t talk. You’ll just spoil my fantasy of rescuing an innocent damsel in distress as soon as you open your mouth.”

“I can still kick your pony-lovin' butt with twice this much pain.”

“You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?”

“Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.”