Humor Quote by Peggy Parish — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The door opened.”

“Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.”

“Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds," I added. Radar tapped a locker twice with his fist to show his approval, and then came back with another. "Ben, getting you a date to prom is so hard that the American government believes the problem cannot be solved with diplomacy, but will instead require force.”

“Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs.”

“What's going on?" Newt asked, looking back and forth between Thomas and Aris. "Why're you guys looking at each other like you just fell in love?”

“Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”

“My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.”