Humor Quote by Lenny Bruce — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.”

“Familiarity breeds contempt and children.”

“Human misery must somewhere have a stop; there is no wind that always blows a storm; great good fortune comes to failure in the end. All is change; all yields its place and goes; to persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. The coward despairs.”

“Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.”

“How long have you been a Wiccan?'”

“If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.”

“This book will prove the following ten facts:”