Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Are you always a smartass?'”

“I realized then what had happened.”

“We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.”

“I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.”

“She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles.”

“Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.”

“See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?”

“Any fool can make a rule”

“Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.”

“Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy.”

“You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.”

“We lay there and looked up at the night sky and she told me about stars called blue squares and red swirls and I told her I'd never heard of them. Of course not, she said, the really important stuff they never tell you. You have to imagine it on your own.”