Humor Quote by Carl Sagan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Their position seems to be that their God is so great he doesn't even have to exist.”

“I think the discomfort that some people feel in going to the monkey cages at the zoo is a warning sign.”

“For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.”

“I'm frequently asked, "Do you believe there's extraterrestrial intelligence?" I give the standard arguments- there are a lot of places out there, the molecules of life are everywhere, I use the word billions, and so on. Then I say it would be astonishing to me if there weren't extraterrestrial intelligence, but of course there is as yet no compelling evidence for it.”

“Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere.”

“As science advances, there seems to be less and less for God to do. It's a big universe, of course, so He, She, or It, could be profitably employed in many places. But what has clearly been happening is that evolving before our eyes has been a God of the Gaps; that is, whatever it is we cannot explain lately is attributed to God. And then after a while, we explain it, and so that's no longer God's realm.”

“The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.”

“Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot.”

“Bite me, Harry Potter.”

“The more fucked up you are, the more I like you. As long as you've managed to hold onto your identity through all the shit, then it won't matter how twisted you are. I will love you more for it.”

“No good deed goes unpunished.”

“I'm told I have the body of a god.”