Humor Quote by Sarah Rees Brennan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I don't trust men everybody likes. Being nice isn't the same as being good.”

“Fear's useless. Either something bad happens or it doesn't: If it doesn't, you've wasted time being afraid, and if it does, you've wasted time that you could have spent sharpening your weapons.”

“Kami said, "I want you to go in there and vamp that receptionist.”

“I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.”

“What the hell is going on?" demanded Kami's dad, advancing with his black eyes snapping. Jared blurted, "My intentions are honourable.”

“Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.”

“There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.”

“Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts”

“The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.”

“What's in a name, anyway? That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell.”

“Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.”

“Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.”