Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“So--what's it like, being a vampire?”

“Then you're aping him. Valentine was one of the most arrogant and disrespectful men I've ever met. I suppose he brought you up to be just like him.”

“And spare me the jokes about scoring.”

“Izzy, are you—” he began. His eyes flew wide, and he backed up fast enough to smack his head into the wall behind him. “What is he doing here?”

“It was odd, (Tessa thought), what brought out tenderness in people.”

“My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.'-Jace”

“Victor patted my hand. 'I like you, Sky. You're a fighter.'”

“[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.]”

“His mouth captured hers, trying to show her with his kiss what he was still learning to express in words. He loved her. He worshipped her. He'd walk across fire for her. He—”

“Excruciating agony makes me cranky.”

“Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.”

“Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?”