Humor Quote by Shel Silverstein — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The bridge will only take you halfway there, to those mysterious lands you long to see. Through gypsy camps and swirling Arab fair, and moonlit woods where unicorns run free. So come and walk awhile with me and share the twisting trails and wondrous worlds I've known. But this bridge will only take you halfway there. The last few steps you have to take alone.”

“Pirate Captain Jim”

“If you are a dreamer come in”

“There's a Polar Bear”

“I'm making a list”

“True story”

“Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?”

“Miss Fitt, you know curiosity gets men killed.”

“I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.”

“She craved a tall glass of the fresh-squeezed lemonade from the pitcher she’d left chilling in the fridge. Two glasses served with a generous slice of pound cake with orange glaze icing sounded twice as nice.”

“Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.”

“An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps”