Humor Quote by Shel Silverstein — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Birds are flyin' south for winter.”

“The baby bat”

“The bridge will only take you halfway there, to those mysterious lands you long to see. Through gypsy camps and swirling Arab fair, and moonlit woods where unicorns run free. So come and walk awhile with me and share the twisting trails and wondrous worlds I've known. But this bridge will only take you halfway there. The last few steps you have to take alone.”

“EARLY BIRD”

“An oak tree and a rosebush grew,”

“One picture puzzle piece”

“My brain? That's my second favorite organ.”

“We?" Simon looked at him in disbelief. "Are you ever going home?”

“How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding.”

“Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.”

“While browsing in a second-hand bookshop one day, George Bernard Shaw was amused to find a copy of one of his own works which he himself had inscribed for a friend: "To ----, with esteem, George Bernard Shaw.”

“Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.”