Humor Quote by Shel Silverstein — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'm making a list”

“Birds are flyin' south for winter.”

“If you are a dreamer come in”

“She had blue skin. And so did he. He kept it hid, And so did she. They searched for blue Their whole life through, Then passed right by - And never knew.”

“why can't you see i'm a kid', said the kid.”

“The Little Boy and the Old Man”

“No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.”

“I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore.”

“Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.”

“Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.”

“The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir.”

“You're the queen, and it's the queen's house, and whatever Brigan may accomplish, he's highly unlikely ever to be queen.”