Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it for a god).”

“I commend my soul to any god that can find it.”

“In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.”

“The universe danced towards life. Life was a remarkably common commodity. Anything sufficiently complicated seemed to get cut in for some, in the same way that anything massive enough got a generous helping of gravity. The universe had a definite tendency towards awareness. This suggested a certain subtle cruelty woven into the very fabric of space-time.”

“People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.”

“WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU FEEL WARM AND CONTENT AND WISH THINGS WOULD STAY THAT WAY?”

“This is a mournful discovery.”

“My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.”

“At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me.”

“I think we're too young to be dating. I mean I don't see what the rush is." Summer says.”

“Your job is to focus on my personal happiness, she said, & I've got big plans, so break time is over.”

“Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.”