Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.”

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”

“I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.”

““HOBBES:”

““CALVIN:”

“The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse”

“The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.”

“Pompous fools drive me up the wall. Ordinary fools are alright; you can talk to them and try to help them out. But pompous fools – guys who are fools and covering it all over and impressing people as to how wonderful they are with all this hocus pocus – THAT, I CANNOT STAND! An ordinary fool isn’t a faker; an honest fool is all right. But a dishonest fool is terrible!”

“I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’. The Social Round. Always something going on.”

“You are my whole heart, Scarlet. And this is breaking it.'”

“The one I felt and still feel most is lack of time. I used to have time to think, to reflect, my mind and I. We would sit together of an evening and listen to the inner melodies of the spirit, which one hears only in leisure moments when the words of”