Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Don't talk to me.”

“Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.”

“Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.”

“Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.”

“And Death spoke to them —’”

“Killing is not so easy as the innocent believe.”

“I have dozens of loyal fans! Baker's dozens! …they come in thirteens.”

“I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.”

“The door banged open, and Eve rushed out, flushed and mussed and still buttoning her shirt. 'It's not what you think,' she said. 'It was just—oh, okay, whatever, it was exactly what you think. Now,”

“The miracle isn't that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.”

“Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness.”

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.”