Humor Quote by Ally Carter — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Because even though the truth can set you free, that doesn't mean it won't be painful.”

“Sometimes I lie in bed at night, thinking of ways to kill you and make it look like an accident.” His whole face changed. Pity turned to arrogance as his gaze dipped to her lips. And lingered. “So what you’re saying is, you think about me in bed.”

“Every decent con man knows that the simplest truth is more powerful than even the most elaborate lie.”

“Hale." Kat sighed. "The headmaster's car? Really? That's not to cliched for you?”

“'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?”

“It is an occupational hazard that anyone who has spent her life learning how to lie eventually becomes bad at telling the truth.”

“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”

“Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.”

“[In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth.”

“I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you.”

“You have come to earth to entertain and to be entertained.”

“Now lemme get this straight," she said in a throaty, nasal voice. "You put the lime in the cocanut and drink 'em both up--whoa, long faces. What am I interrupting?”