Humor Quote by William Shakespeare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.”

“He that is thy friend indeed,”

“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.”

“Be great in act, as you have been in thought.”

“O, here”

“If music be the food of love, play on;”

“I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who in Hamlet jokes, so this is just me getting it out of the way early, to avoid the rush...”

“He couldn't believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tuesday.”

“There must be a mistake," I said.”

“Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.”

“Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.”

“You know, I never believed in fate until I met you... then I started thinking coincidence didn't have near so cruel a sense of humor”