Humor Quote by Michelle Hodkin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Thinking something does not make it true. Wanting something does not make it real.”

“I wish we could make out in your bed.”

“You could start a fire with the heat between you two.”

“Two seconds later, the sound of an alarm filled my ears.”

“You smell good," he whispered into my neck. He was warm against me. Instinctively, I arched back into him and smiled.”

“Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.”

“Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves who write the memoirs of teenage girls have the habit of returning to the magical realm with atrocious grammar. They can't seem to shake the phrases "watever" and "no way," and they insert the word like into so many sentences that the other elves start slapping them...and for no apparent reason occasionally call out the name Edward Cullen.”

“Laughter is carbonated holiness.”

“I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.”

“Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have researched the records for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.”

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”