Humor Quote by Michelle Hodkin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You smell good," he whispered into my neck. He was warm against me. Instinctively, I arched back into him and smiled.”

“I wish we could make out in your bed.”

“Wait," I said as Noah slipped a book from a shelf and headed toward the door. "Where are you going?”

“Two seconds later, the sound of an alarm filled my ears.”

“I hate you," I muttered.”

“I have never read The Joy of Crap. Sounds disgusting. I have, however, read The Joy of Sex. Not in a while, but I think it's one of those classics you can come back to again... and again.”

“Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was.”

“Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.”

“But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea.”

“When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference.”

“Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.”

“The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of”