Humor Quote by Sarah Rees Brennan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead.”

“Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.”

“How do you deal with it?" Kami asked Jared. "The laughing at nothing and occasionally stopping dead in your tracks.”

“What the hell is going on?" demanded Kami's dad, advancing with his black eyes snapping. Jared blurted, "My intentions are honourable.”

“Kami said, "I want you to go in there and vamp that receptionist.”

“I'm told I have the body of a god.”

“Are you guys busy?" Juniper asked.”

“This book was written using 100% recycled words.”

“I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.”

“Can you squeeze me”

“You're an idiot.”

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”