Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib or something so we can test it.”

“You look too pretty to be useful.”

“What's up?" I asked.”

“Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and—”

“Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.”

“It does. This is how it should have been anyway.' I caught my breath as he kissed my neck, teeth grating my skin. 'And I'll take back what's mine.”

“If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.”

“Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”

“Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?”

“Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored people here.' "I said: 'that's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.”

“If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there.”

“I'm not stubborn. My way is just better.”