Humor Quote by Maya Banks — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Is there something wrong?” he asked.”

“When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them?”

“I want him to burn for me, to not be able to go a day without touching me, holding me, caressing me. He’ll be an excellent lover. I want a man who knows how to please me,”

“It doesn’t matter. I love you. That’s it. That’s all. I hope to hell it’s enough.”

“The arrogant man probably thought his path to heaven was already assured, and that he acted in accordance to God’s will just by breathing.”

“She laid her head against his collarbone, and he kissed her temple. To her shock, she felt a shudder roll through his body about the same time she registered wetness against her skin. Tears. His tears.”

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”

“The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir.”

“I'm trying to make some sense out of the phrase "Everything happens for a reason," and I think I've figured out what the reason is - to pissed me off.”

“You told me I was the best sex you'd ever had in your life...You couldn't get enough...At one point you were so loud I thought sure hotel security was going to beat down the door.”

“Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.”

“I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.”