Humor Quote by Patricia Briggs — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I don't say goodbye very easily, Anna. Not gracefully or prettily.Goodbye tears your heart out and leaves it a feast for carrion birds who happen by.”

“Intelligent men are dangerous.”

“Some truths are truths, no matter who says them.”

“I don't like lies," said Bran, and I knew I'd failed to keep the pain of his revelation from my face. "Not even lies of omission. Hard truths can be dealt with, triumphed over, but lies will destroy your soul.”

“Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.”

“MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.”

“Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.'”

“Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?”

“Who cares even if I didn't?!" Conor shouted back. "They're just stupid berries. Woo-hoo,”

“[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]”

“I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never forget.”

“Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.”