Humor Quote by George R.R. Martin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.”

“The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.”

“He drew the dagger and laid it on the table between them; a length of dragonbone and Valyrian steel, as sharp as the difference between right and wrong, between true and false, between life and death.”

“...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?”

“You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister.”

“This was how an enemy should be dealt with: with a dagger, not a declaration.”

“You're the queen, and it's the queen's house, and whatever Brigan may accomplish, he's highly unlikely ever to be queen.”

“There must be a mistake," I said.”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”

“Writer’s block is only a failure of the ego.”

“I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'”

“If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.”