Humor Quote by Patricia Briggs — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Civilization is vastly overrated.”

“Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked.”

“It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.”

“Any idiot can put up a website.”

“When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone—‘I didn’t mean to startle her.”

“I don't say goodbye very easily, Anna. Not gracefully or prettily.Goodbye tears your heart out and leaves it a feast for carrion birds who happen by.”

“Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”

“Mrs. Spence picks up a roll of toilet paper from the counter and scrunches her nose.”

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”

“I am not sure I trust you.”

“Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books.”

“So--what's it like, being a vampire?”