Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Birth and death: there was the same consciousness of heightened existence and of her own elevated importance”

“You should have told her differently,' said Hermione, still with that maddeningly patient air. 'You should have said it was really annoying, but I'd made you promise to come along to the Three Broomsticks, and you really didn't want to go, you'd much rather spend the whole day with her, but unfortunately you thought you really ought to meet me and would she please, please come along with you, and hopefully you'd be able to get away more quickly? And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am too,' Hermione added as an afterthought.”

“Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you...”

“Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross..." He consulted Unfogging the Future. "That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' — sorry about that — but there's a thing that could be the sun... hang on... that means 'great happiness'... so you're going to suffer but be very happy...”

“Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it.”

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”

“Well, I have lost you; and I lost you fairly;”

“Leo couldn't help smiling. "That could be fun.”

“I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call it a day; instead we put on huge radiant smiles and spout compliments until our teeth hurt from the saccharine sweetness of it all.”

“I do not know if all cops are poets, but I know that all cops carry guns with triggers.”

“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”