Humor Quote by J.R. Ward — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“V shook his head. “Remember what you saw in that clearing, cop? How’d you like that anywhere near a female you loved?”

“Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.”

“But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for...or if the bastard was going to make you throw up your corn dog and your cotton candy all over the place.”

“Ride?" Rhage snorted. "Please. That thing is a sewing machine with an air dam taped to it. My GTO could dust the fucker in fourth gear from a dead stop.”

“There aren't any syringes." Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it from him, he kept a grip on the thing. "I know you'll use this wisely.”

“Z: "You know, this was a hell of a lot easier when you were out cold in the back of that truck.”

“Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black.”

“I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.”

“Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian)”

“The Little Boy and the Old Man”

“wash the brush, just beats the devil out of it”

“Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language.”