Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Calvin: Why are you crying mom?”

“You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.”

“As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.”

““HOBBES:”

“Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?”

“The world isn't fair, Calvin.”

“She. Spoke. To. Him. First. It was like winning the lottery, getting laid, and climbing the highest cliff all rolled into one. But he needed to play it cool, becase he was trending into lame-o land at a quick pace.”

“An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, “Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you’re not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval of God is not all I need.”

“Hespe's mouth went firm. She didn't scowl exactly, but it looked like she was getting all the pieces of a scowl together in one place, just in case she needed them in a hurry.”

“I know I'm petty and I don't care.”

“How long have you been with Raphael?”

“I love you above all things, even pie.”