Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.”

“[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.]”

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”

““HOBBES:”

““Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?”

“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”

“No wonder kids grow up crazy. A cat's cradle is nothing but a bunch of X's between somebody's hands, and little kids look and look and look at all those X's . . .”

“Myrnin, who hadn't said much, suddenly reached out and wrapped his arms around her.”

“For the record, I would like to point out that it is NOT being obsessive to memorize a boy's schedule so that you can accidentally bump into him. It is called being efficient.”

“Jessica, you are a pain in the arse, do you know that? If I were not so immensely fond of you, I should throw you out the window.”

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”

“This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.”