Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The world had ended, so why had the battle not ceased, the castle fallen silent in horror, and every combatant laid down their arms? Harry's mind was in freefall, spinning out of control, unable to grasp the impossibility, because Fred Weasley could not be dead, the evidence of all his senses must be lying—”

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”

“Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you...”

“The Death Eaters can't all be pure-blood, there aren't enough pure-blood wizards left," said Hermione stubbornly. "I expect most of them are half-bloods pretending to be pure. It's only Muggle-borns they hate, they'd be quite happy to let you and Ron join up”

“I never know," Harry called to Hagrid over the noise of the cart, "What's the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite?”

“The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.”

“Don't look at me in that tone of voice.”

“I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-”

“How are you feeling?”

“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?”

“To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.”

“Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked.”