Humor Quote by Shannon Hale — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You saw my leg?”

“Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.”

“Razo hopped back up and adopted a posture that said he was completely unruffled, never had been, and in fact was ready to do something manly like lift boulders or swallow live worms.”

“Will you accompany me in this dance?” he said, bowing and holding out his hand.”

“Mama used to say, you have to know someone a thousand days before you can glimpse her soul.”

“There's nothing more aggravating in the world than the midnight sniffling of the person you've decided to hate.”

“A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?”

“If we're going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of the left, and I don't want them to die of excitement.”

“A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.”

“Death was standing behind a lectern, poring over a map. He looked at Mort as if he wasn’t entirely there.”

“No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.”

“Anyone who knew the word slattern was worth cultivating as a friend.”