Humor Quote by lauren kate — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Now lemme get this straight," she said in a throaty, nasal voice. "You put the lime in the cocanut and drink 'em both up--whoa, long faces. What am I interrupting?”

“Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane!”

“Fight for the only thing she knew was good enough, noble enough, powerful enough to be worth risking everything... Love.”

“What if you find your soul mate... at the wrong time?”

“Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed.”

“L'avrebbe trovata?”

“Yo, beautiful. Come pop this collar off me.”

“Now now, Emily, it isn't nice to tell the truth.”

“The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.”

“See? Injustice. Here we are, risking our lives to rescue Kai and this whole planet, and Adri and Pearl get to go to the royal wedding. I’m disgusted. I hope they spill soy sauce on their fancy dresses.”

“A certain man once lost a diamond cuff-link in the wide blue sea, and twenty years later, on the exact day, a Friday apparently, he was eating a large fish - but there was no diamond inside. That’s what I like about coincidence.”

“I have never read The Joy of Crap. Sounds disgusting. I have, however, read The Joy of Sex. Not in a while, but I think it's one of those classics you can come back to again... and again.”