Humor Quote by Drew Carey — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”

““Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?”

“Can you enter a house uninvited?”

“It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.”

“I am not really breaking any rules. Charlie said I could never take another step through the door again... I came in through the window... Still, the intent was clear," said Edward.”

“In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.”

“When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?” she asked my class. “Homicide!” I called out”

“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”