Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.”

“Don't you understand?" snarled Rincewind. "We are going over the Edge, godsdammit!”

“Do you understand what I'm saying?”

“Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.”

“There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.”

“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who”

“Why are you here?”

“Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.”

“How would you feel about sharing your bed?" she asked.”

“Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow)”

“What was that?" Belgarath asked, coming back around the corner.”

“Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis.”