Humor Quote by Karen Chance — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Great. I'd been dumped in Hell's waiting room.”

“Not really hungry.”

“I’d have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff after me.”

“They-" He stopped and just blinked at me for a minute. "You know, people are always saying that you're cuckoo. Looney Tunes. Off the freaking edge. But I tell 'em, no, she's okay. She's got some...anger management issues. But you know what? They're right. You're nuts.”

“The most temptation I'd experienced had been with Tomas, the Senate's spy who had been feeding off me without permission, and Mircea, who was probably plotting some nefarious scheme. I have no taste in men.”

“He smiled at that, and then his gaze shifted to a spot over my shoulder and it faded. 'These doubts wouldn’t have anything to do with the company you’re keeping of late, would they?'”

“Art is anything you can get away with.”

“She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.”

“Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.”

“Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is.”

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”

“The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness:”