Humor Quote by Lady Gaga — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.”

“Well, that's your opinion, isn't it? And I'm not about to waste my time trying to change it.”

“It doesn't matter who you are, or where you come from, or how much money you've got in your pocket. You have your own destiny and your own life ahead of you.”

“I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me.”

“I'm telling you a lie in a vicious effort that you will repeat my lie over and over until it becomes true”

“Amy [Winehouse] changed pop music forever, I remember knowing there was hope, and feeling not alone because of her. She lived jazz, she lived the blues.”

“From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.”

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”

“Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.”

“When it came time for me to give my talk on the subject, I started off by drawing an outline of the cat and began to name the various muscles.”

“Ronan said, "I'm always straight.”