Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”

“I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.”

“Calvin: Why are you crying mom?”

“You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.”

“Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.”

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”

“In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!”

“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”

“Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.”

“I have dozens of loyal fans! Baker's dozens! …they come in thirteens.”

“In life you'll meet a lot of jerks. If they hurt you, tell yourself that it's because they're stupid. That will help keep you from reacting to their cruelty. Because there is nothing worse than bitterness and vengeance... Always keep your dignity and be true to yourself.”

“Enough about my beauty," Buttercup said. "Everybody always talks about how beautiful I am. I've got a mind, Westley. Talk about that.”