Best Fashion Quotes to Inspire, Uplift & Motivate You Every Day

“I think it's cool to wear roadkill. If I died and somebody wanted to wear my teeth around their neck to VMAs, I'd feel honored.”

“After us they'll fly in hot air balloons, coat styles will change, perhaps they'll discover a sixth sense and cultivate it, but life will remain the same, a hard life full of secrets, but happy. And a thousand years from now man will still be sighing, "Oh! Life is so hard!" and will still, like now, be afraid of death and not want to die.”

“That was when I first observed a phenomenon I now call the "New York Slide": you offer your words to try to communicate and connect with someone, but your words just hit a brick wall the person has erected to ward off human contact- the words slide down it and roll away.”

“Even if you fall on the runway, I wouldn't blame you. It would mean that we made a mistake in choosing you.”

“Clearly the sight of a well-muscled forearm incited a woman to utter depravity. How else to explain the invention of cuffs?”

“It would be mortifying to the feelings of many ladies, could they be made to understand how little the heart of a man is affected by what is costly or new in their attire... Woman is fine for her own satisfaction alone. No man will admire her the more, no woman will like her the better for it. Neatness and fashion are enough for the former, and a something of shabbiness or impropriety will be most endearing to the latter.”

“She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.”

“In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and even clothes, the discussion of fur is childish.”

“Whatever demon invented stiletto-heeled boots should roast in hell...”

“Whether you try too hard to fit in or you try too hard to stand out, it is of equal consequence: you exhaust your significance.”

“A woman with good shoes i never ugly!”

“You can't make a fan of everyone. Stay true to your story, characters, music, art or whatever it is you do and fuck everyone else who doesn't like it. Life isn't perfect.”

“I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.”

“Don’t overact the story of your name. Overact the story of your work.”

“Fashion and music are the same, because music express its period too.”

“When people want to be liked for what they did, they should stop.”

“We need houses as we need clothes, architecture stimulates fashion. It’s like hunger and thirst — you need them both.”

“Our assholes will be clean but we must never wash our hands. Our immune systems will be strengthened by our being dirty. Not filthy. Just mildly grimy. Filthy fingernails have always been a favorite fashion accessory of mine. Especially when you place your hands in the prayer positions. Matter of fact, I urge all my followers to forgo nail polish permanently and replace it with expertly applied soot. The nonexistent gods above will ignore our prayers better this way.”

“Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”

“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”

“Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?”

“There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.”

“I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.”

“Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.”

“He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why don’t you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.”

“Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots”

“A girl’s got to use what she’s given and I’m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don’t say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. It’s meant to make guys think: ‘I don’t know if this is sexy or just weird.”

“Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts”

“The human body is the best work of art.”