Humor Quote by Eddie Izzard — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog is saying, "Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”

“Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”

“In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.”

“Hale." Kat sighed. "The headmaster's car? Really? That's not to cliched for you?”

“Mom says it's because she has PMS.”

“This is so cool," I said loudly as Dad walked away. "Have you met the tattoo artist? Is he hot?”

“I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.”