Humor Quote by Kelley Armstrong — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning me a slot on the Cartoon Network anytime soon... except as a comic relief. Ghost Whisperer Junior. Or Ghost Screamer, more like it. Tune in, every week, as Chloe Saunders runs screaming from yet another ghost looking for her help.”

“Yes you're getting your tattoo.”

“Another werewolf thing. Like most animals, we spent a large part of our lives engaged in the three Fs of basic survival. Feeding, fighting and... reproduction.”

“You forget, darling.”

“If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.”

“It's me," a deep voice rumbled.”

“I figured something out," he said aloud. "The future is unpredictable.”

“Why do humans never do as they're told? Someone should replace you all with robots. No, on second though, they shouldn't, bad idea.”

“Bursar?”

“Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.”

“It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.”

“That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.”