Humor Quote by Ally Carter — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It is an occupational hazard that anyone who has spent her life learning how to lie eventually becomes bad at telling the truth.”

“Waiting. Like it or not, it's a skill all spies have to master eventually.”

“Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)”

“We're going to be okay.”

“Every decent con man knows that the simplest truth is more powerful than even the most elaborate lie.”

“Of course. Because at the Gallagher Academy, "precautions" usually equals "voluntary shock therapy.”

“I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored”

“It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?”

“Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them”

“What is it with you today?” says Christina on the way to breakfast. Her eyes are still”

“Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)”

“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”