Humor Quote by Jasper Fforde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Death, I had discovered long ago, was available in varying flavors, and none of them particularly palatable.”

“She wasn't the only one to be physically morphed by reader expectation. Miss Havisham was now elderly whether she liked it or not, and Sherlock Holmes wore a deerstalker and smoked a ridiculously large pipe. The problem wasn't just confined to the classics. Harry Potter was seriously pissed off that he'd have to spend the rest of life looking like Daniel Radcliffe.”

“Everything comes to an end. A good bottle of wine, a summer’s day, a long-running sitcom, one’s life, and eventually our species. The question for many of us is not that everything will come to an end but when. And can we do anything vaguely useful until it does?”

“I didn't set out to discover a truth. I was actually sent to the Outer Fringes to conduct a chair census and learn some humility. But the truth inevitably found me, as important truths often do, like a lost thought in need of a mind.”

“Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.”

“when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.”

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”

“I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?”

“Dear God in heaven.”

“Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.”

“What's a philosopher?' said Brutha.”