Humor Quote by Jasper Fforde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!”

“Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.”

“Bowden Cable is the sort of honest and dependable operative that is the backbone of SpecOps. They never win commendations or medals”

“Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth.”

“For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.”

“Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.”

“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”

“Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.”

“If you sit down and think about it”

“The idea of being strong for someone else having never entered their heads, I find myself in the position of having to console them. Since I'm the person going in to be slaughtered, this is somewhat annoying.”

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”